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November 7, 2009

Posted by handnf on November 7, 2009

[Well, that’s it. The last of our quotes. And these don’t even belong to us. If you would like to keep this chalice of comedy alive, give us more through comments.]

Quote: “Don’t eat rocks.” [Submitted by Natalie C.]
Word: “Facetious”- to joke or mess around [Submitted by Natalie C.]

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November 6, 2009

Posted by handnf on November 6, 2009

[QUOTE: “LOLZ” Submitted by YOU. This can happen if you email us or comment on this post with a submission]

Quote: “Gravity isn’t just a good idea, it’s the law.”
Word: “Demonstrate”- A display of evil proportions
Word: “Imply”- Its what imps do, they seldom tell the truth

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November 5, 2009

Posted by handnf on November 5, 2009

[Please try this at home. Then send us the results]
Quote: “Wow. It’s so cold you can see the hot chocolate’s breath”
Word: “Cotweet”- a conversation management tool for businesses using Twitter.
Word: “Klout”- a fun way to analyze the social web.

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November 4, 2009

Posted by handnf on November 4, 2009

[E-Mail us or comment on this post if you have a funny quote or word for us]
Quote: “When all else fails, think electric rodent”
Word: “Vice-President”- The president in charge of the guillotine
Word: “Bother”- Multiple

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November 3, 2009

Posted by handnf on November 3, 2009

[After the great quote crash, we’ve been unable to get our funnies back. E-mail or comment on this post with your great quotes and words]
Quote: “That’s not ramen, that’s spaghetti.”
Word: “Secretary”- A person who you can trust
Word: “Teller”- A non-secretary

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November 2, 2009

Posted by handnf on November 2, 2009

[Are you funny? Nevermind, you’re good enough. E-Mail us or comment on this post with your funny quotes or words. The latter is simpler]
Quote: “You’re so bad, you can’t even catch swine flu”
Word: “Psychanalyst”- To you, pain
Word: “Contractor”- The opposite of a protractor, get it?

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November 1, 2009

Posted by handnf on November 1, 2009

[We’re back! But still limping. Please post a comment, give us something to post.]
Quote: “‘Yes, as a matter of fact,’ she said matter-of-factually
Word: “Analyst”- A person who enjoys bottoms; I don’t want to get into that.
Word: “Stoned”- Death by stones, or by beer; you die either way.

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FTM – For the Moment

Posted by handnf on October 26, 2009

No more jokes are available. Please comment on this post to give us more.

We apologize for the inconvenience.
-Nick F.

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October 23, 2009

Posted by handnf on October 23, 2009

[Boop de loop! Comment to us your quotes and words. Shoop de loop!]
Quote: “If you think you have swine flu, stay indoors for 24 hours or 7 days, whichever is longer.”
Word: “Cardiologist”- A black jack dealer
Word: “Bouncer”- Someone who uses a trampoline

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October 22, 2009

Posted by handnf on October 22, 2009

[Yeah, um… this is embarrassing. We’ve run out of stuff. No worries, I’m sure our fans will comment on this post with hundreds of ideas. Right?…]
Quote: “They’ve grown up. The goats aren’t kids anymore.”
Word: “Pathologist”- A person who studies sidewalks.
Word: “Dentist”- A person who works on fixing car bodies. Also, they clean your teeth, with the same hands!

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