Week of January 31, 2010

Quote: “I passed a kidney stone on the way to work today, I think it was homeless.”

Word: TweetBookz- custom books from tweets.

Week of January 24, 2010

Quote: “Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils” – Louis Hector Berlioz
Word: “Pornmedy”- A funny porn

Week of January 17, 2010

Quote: “Unlike most stories, this was passed down from my ancestors rectally.”
Word: “Schwarzed”- Getting made fun of by one of my teachers

Week of January 10, 2010

Quote: “It goes against my faith to eat deviled eggs.”
Word: “Discussion”- An ion thing. I’ll think of a better pun next time.

Week of January 3, 2010

[My New Year’s resolution is for more submissions]
Quote: “I often have an unquenchable knowledge for thirst”
Word: “Half an hour”- 30. ie. During my jog, I must’ve seen at least half an hour ducks.

Week of December 27, 2009

Quote: “He got detention. For falling asleep. In band class.”
Word: “Teabagging”- To give one a bag of tea.

Week of December 20, 2009

[That’s right. No opening monologue. How’s that feel?]
Quote: “F Everyone!”- My band director
Word: “Wenis”- Among other things, the tip of your elbow

Week of December 13, 2009

Quote: “I don’t just want to pull numbers out of my butt. And I have a very big butt, so I don’t want to do that.”
Word: “Unit”- One ‘it’, like in tag or something.

Week of December 6, 2009

[Only one word of the week now. Thanks a lot for ruining our fun guys…]
Quote: “Solving matrices is very… who wants animal crackers?”- No kidding, my Algebra 2 teacher
Word: “Prelate”- On time

Week of November 29, 2009

[Well without user submissions, we’re only going to quotes per week. You can still submit though.]

Quote: “Joe, you’re on a roll. And it’s a kaiser!”
Word: “Red”- A color. Duh!